I am sick

So it seems like as good a time as any to share my thoughts on this very important matter:

Could bacon packaging be any worse?  I mean, really.  It's in a non-resealable plastic pouch, and inside of that, the bacon is stacked overlapping, with the top-most piece being hidden under a cardboard-ish brand identifier/what-not.  You have to fully pull all of the bacon out of the pouch and then remove the cardboard in order to get to the top piece.

Am I missing something?  Is there a better way to get into bacon that I don't know yet?  Or is it, as I suspect, the worst packaging that there is?  I think this is where the money is.  Better bacon packaging.

Sigh.  Get well soon, me.