So it seems like as good a time as any to share my thoughts on this very important matter:
Could bacon packaging be any worse? I mean, really. It's in a non-resealable plastic pouch, and inside of that, the bacon is stacked overlapping, with the top-most piece being hidden under a cardboard-ish brand identifier/what-not. You have to fully pull all of the bacon out of the pouch and then remove the cardboard in order to get to the top piece.
Am I missing something? Is there a better way to get into bacon that I don't know yet? Or is it, as I suspect, the worst packaging that there is? I think this is where the money is. Better bacon packaging.
Sigh. Get well soon, me.